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  Review: Vroom in the Night Sky

  https://www.destructoid.com/review-vroom-in-the-night-sky-431540.phtml

  Watch every Adam Sandler movie in a row. See my grandma naked. Lick the callused scaly feet of Louie Anderson after a hard day's work on the set of Family Feud. Attempt to tie my flaccid penis containing an entire cotton swab in a kn...

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  Hands-on with Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (DS/PSP)

  http://www.destructoid.com/hands-on-with-star-wars-the-force-unleashed-ds-psp--93996.phtml

  After the marvelous Dyson and I got done playing through the Wii version, we were moved to the handheld versions of the game. Dyson made a mad dash for the PSP version, which is the version I wanted to try out. I didn't want to make a fuss,...

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  Microsoft reveals Halo: The Master Chief Collection, its biggest HD bundle ever

  http://www.destructoid.com/microsoft-reveals-halo-master-chief-collection-its-biggest-hd-bundle-ever-274816.phtml

  Microsoft has said as recently as a few months ago that we'll see more Halo in 2014. It turns out that the next installment in Xbox's flagship franchise isn't so much a progression of the series as it is a retelling of the canon with a mak...

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  Review: Subject 13

  http://www.destructoid.com/review-subject-13-294962.phtml

  Point-and-click puzzle adventures set in an abandoned world were always my favorite games to play growing up. There’s something exciting about uncovering the story of a desolate world via solving puzzles -- games like The Neverhood, 7...

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  The London Games Festival: A week of gaming celebration sounds good to me

  http://www.destructoid.com/the-london-games-festival-a-week-of-gaming-celebration-sounds-good-to-me-46906.phtml

  I'm sure many of my countrymen have heard by now about the London Games Festival, a week-long event that celebrates our favorite past-time in the capital of this rotten island. Running from the 22nd to the 26th of October, a vast range of e...

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  Review: Goat Simulator (PS4)

  http://www.destructoid.com/review-goat-simulator-ps4--305553.phtml

  There's something to be said for games that revolve around a single joke. If you've wrung every possible guffaw out of a game within the first half-hour, you can just close it and move on with your life. In theory, Goat Simulator ...

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  It Came from Japan! Pepsiman

  http://www.destructoid.com/it-came-from-japan-pepsiman-215049.phtml

  [It Came from Japan! is a series where I seek out and review the weirdest, most original and enjoyable titles that never left the Land of the Rising Sun.] Before there was Nathan Drake, there was Pepsiman, a hero's hero who spends...

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  Review: Attentat 1942

  https://www.destructoid.com/review-attentat-1942-481310.phtml

  World War II is a staple in the gaming community. For years all we had were Nazis to shoot because it is harder to find a more universal evil than Nazis. Unfortunately, since most of those games were shooters the stories amounted to little ...

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  Review: A Hat in Time

  https://www.destructoid.com/review-a-hat-in-time-463687.phtml

  A Hat in Time caught my eye the moment I saw the pitch. That was all the way back in 2013. In time (forgive me), it was pushed into the back of my mind. Every sighting of the protagonist brought a smile to my face, as I would recall

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  SXSW Gaming Awards finalists announced, fan vote open

  http://www.destructoid.com/sxsw-gaming-awards-finalists-announced-fan-vote-open-270486.phtml

  The first-ever SXSW Gaming Awards have announced the first finalists. These were picked from games that were released in 2013, by industry judges and cool folks such as yours truly. You'll see the usual suspects in the Game of the Year Awar...

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